From Kevin & Marie - written on their wedding reply card (with a few comments from myself):

Top 5 reasons to attend Mac & Abbey's wedding:
5- Free food & beer:) 
4- Amish people at McDonalds   (Yes, Marie reached for her camera while passing through Goshon)
3- Woo Hoo - More Lowes Gift Cards  (meaning Kevin gets to go with Mac to Lowes and watch him buy stuff!!)
2-Wabash is an ideal vacation destination  (maybe if you're from the UP)
1-Drunk Bill dancing  (a Bill is always great to have around for this sort of entertainment)